Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
had me a blast
dick in my ass
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation